I thought this was some local Inuyama magazine promoting all the schools and businesses of the area, and that foreign teachers in AEON schools everywhere had joined in the professional photo shooting fun. But after I proudly showed the magazine to Yasu (even though I don’t like my pictures, it is fun to see myself in such a glossy Japanese magazine), he informed me that this wasn’t exactly a local magazine. This magazine is distributed all over Central Japan! Why they chose Inuyama school for the add, I have no clue. The add would have probably looked better with a beautiful all-American blonde girl, but I’m glad they didn’t because now I have something cool to send home. Which I still haven’t done, because I still haven’t figured out the Japanese mail. Maybe, I’ll just bring it with me on the plane when I go home for Christmas…
We recently had a counseling week, which meant about half of the regular lessons were canceled, still I ended up being ridiculously busy that week with special ‘Play with Louana’ (sounds a bit creepy) kids lessons and kids demonstration lessons. But I had one slow day that week so I decided to redecorate my classroom. I really didn’t like the old posters and maps on the walls (see below), and they had been there for years so it was time for a change.
I now have a Dutch wall with black and white pictures of Amsterdam, Dutch flags and of course a map of the Netherlands and a world map with Dutchie-land clearly marked on it. It kind of looks like a robot with no legs, but I’m planning on adding more Dutchie pictures on that wall once I get my hands on it.
My favorite country in the world also needed to be represented so I also have an American nook. It shows an old map of the States, a map of the NYC subway network and instructions on how to greet people in America. I have some cool maps of the States I would like to add, unfortunately they are in a box somewhere in my parents’ house. Maybe after my next visit home they will end up on this wall too.
Then my room also needs the obligatory kids posters: days of the week, months of the year, weather and the alphabet. Making new ones by hand was going to take way too long, so I went online and printed some more colorful and prettier versions of the posters than the nasty old ones that used to be up in my room. Except for the alphabet, I had some inspiration and decided to make my own caterpillar alphabet. It took me about 4 hours and a lot of stress to make and it still wasn’t completely finished (letters A till J have no decorations yet), but I loved it and I was happy to finally nail it to the wall.
Unfortunately, kids can be wild and after just one kids lesson the next week, some legs were missing already. So we decided to laminate the caterpillar, with the school’s laminator. I carefully took all the nails out of the wall and divided the caterpillar up into A4 sized parts (because the only size the laminator can handle), and put it in laminating plastic. Mayuka was going to demonstrate how to use the machine, because she is the only one in the school who knew how it worked. First in was the caterpillar’s head, it was put into the slit cautiously and we patiently looked at the narrow opening at the other end of the machine to see a laminated orange head come out. But nothing came out, but the head did keep going in… Meanwhile the machine was stinking up my classroom with a disgusting smell of molten plastic. Well, to make a long story short: the head never came out again! Even the manager’s attempts to open it with a (too short) screwdriver, a pair of scissors and a knife (see the picture) didn’t help. Later, she borrowed a longer screwdriver from the neighbor and successfully opened up the laminator, but still wasn’t able to pull out the any part of the head. She closed the machine up again (an ended up with several extra screws, which weren’t there before), put it in the box and sent it back to the factory… In two weeks, the machine will be healed or replaced, but there is no hope for my caterpillar-head. So some day when I have time, I will have to craft a new head for the alphabet, but until then that part of the wall stays empty.
Last Sunday, I had to work. A while ago the rest of the school decided that I was going to host a karaoke party at the school on that Sunday. I was not part of the decision making process and was only informed of this fact after I returned from a study meeting at Honbu, and I saw a huge poster in the lobby promoting this event. True, I really enjoy singing karaoke in a karaoke box or room, while enjoying some chu-hai and being amongst friends who are also enjoying a nice amount of alcohol… But singing in my classroom, in front of my students? I would lose any respect they had for me, and perhaps be scared out of ever teaching again. Not quite so secretly, I was hoping that no one would sign up for these crazy sessions of me trying to hold a tune, while the school had a no-holds-barred approach to promoting the event with flyers and even more posters in the end (see picture). I kind of started planning some kind of a ‘Bon Jovi – It’s My Life’ lesson, but I hoped I would never have to execute the plan. Well, Sunday came and went and nobody signed up, pfew!